My Dog Ate My Homework!

Title: My Dog Ate My Homework!
Author: Lansky, Bruce
Price: $29.95

Now revised, the first collection of Lansky's poetry includes several charming fill-in-the blank poems perfect for morning announcements on the school P.A., plus some generic New Year's resolutions that kids can use in a pinch.

\"My Dog Ate My Homework\" is the first collection of Bruce Lansky's own poetry. This book helped make Lansky's reputation as a consistently entertaining poet with a unique voice and style. His poems are about someone named \"I\" or \"me\" who so resembles the readers, their siblings, friends, parents, pets, and teachers - they think Lansky is writing about them. In this book, Lansky introduces us to: -a \"too friendly\" dog who should be using Scope -a teacher who resembles her students in her avoidance of homework -a kid who thinks his cat isn't smart because it won't come when called and won't shake, beg or fetch -a young \"Romeo\" who \"climbed up the door and opened the stairs\" after his first kiss - a youngthter with a looth tooth who tellth a painful thtory about a bike cwath -kids who start wishing their horrible old cook would come back after a new gourmet chef is hired -two siblings would like their parents to know about each other Lansky also offers a practical lesson on how to delay your bedtime and a sure cure for thumbsucking. This book also includes several, charming fill-in-the blank poems perfect for morning announcements on the school P.A. plus some generic New Year's resolutions you can use in a pinch. Because Lansky's poetry is about them, kids find it hilarious - and don't be surprised if reading this book puts a smile on your face, too.

Publication date: 23/06/2009
Format: Paperback
ISBN: 9781416989134
Publishing status: OS In-stock BN